October 2011
56 posts
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
Woah, the notes.
When your crush says Hi...
ambirly:
You’re all like:
“Okay ill see you later”
Then you’re like:
This is toooo cute. xD
LOL, so true! >.<
Best photo ever
dianakvt:
omg.
What if, say, everyone on Tumblr donated 100... →
health-heaven:
deatheaterdisco:
Does anyone realize how many lives that would save?
How many people that would feed?
How much hope that would give?
100 grains of rice is just 10 correct questions.
DO IT. NOW.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
foreverjuicyy:
mindless-chica:
mindlessprincetonlover:
beautifulharrystyles:
i blame justin bieber.
BLAME NOLAN.
fuck this post
When I get a wrong answer on a test/quiz: →
Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to...
euphoric-wonderland:
Reblog if you care.
Always.
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
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Dear ex boyfriend / girlfriend
Dear ex boyfriend,
So much about you I loved, and so much I hated. I loved the way you used to walk me home even though you lived so far away from me, and you had to walk back home. I love the way you always held my hand even when I was angry at you. I love the way you would wait for me after class and hold my hand in the hallways. I love how you wrote me silly notes back when I wrote you...
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Seven letters challenge:
silhouettesinthesunset:
valtorio:
Day one: Dear ex boyfriend/girlfriend
Day two: Dear future/current child
Day three: Dear crush/ current significant other
Day four: Dear mother
Day five: Dear tumblr
Day six: Dear dad
Day seven: Dear future me (a year from now)
I’m pouring my heart out.
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If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
laurenlovesmatty:
uniquejustlike-everyone-else:
flekkr:
yonggiebear:
everythingweshouldbe:
Woah, the notes.
One girl didn’t reblog this. She doesn’t love tumblr.
& then she died 90 seconds later.
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw how many notes it has…
ah ha ha same here x3
lollllll
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